Roger Corman found his
infamous niche in re-cycled teenage drive-in horror movies. This
self-directed and produced film is another bad representation. Not William-Castle-bad, however. Roger's brother, Gene, maintaining the Corman gene, produced Beast From Haunted Cave, which was double-billed with this film. For an
estimated fifty grand, I suspect a chunk of the money went for hiring Susan Cabot again from the previous year for War of the Satellites, and Corman's superior, Machine Gun Kelly. It should be no surprise, then, that this film has some banal scenes. The production quality is
lifeless with a waste of about twelve minutes at the opening as we
follow a “Doctor of Waspology,” Michael Mark, through the woods
looking for a wasp’s nest. He is also ostracized by the local
beekeeper union because he is not a team player. Bees, dude, not
wasps! But he has made an incredible discovery. There is a wasp
enzyme serum that can turn back the aging process. Truly, the only thing that detracts from this film is a poorly executed horror prop at the end. Without it, though, this would not be a "horror" movie.
The opening score by Fred
Katz is mesmerizing, yet annoying. A very dissonant and chaotic arrangement that
supports the background image of bees making honey. Never mind the
movie is about wasps. The film score was used several times for
Corman's science fiction movies. The score, with dominant xylophone, specifically during an in-car camera drive and general "investigating" filler scenes, is a sensory experience of bargain-basement filming.
Susan Cabot does a good job in her final film. As the CEO of a major cosmetic company, her initial appearance gives the impression of a dowdy,
middle-aged female with no social life. Ever. Yet wasps are very
social. But then, so are bees. Product advertisements have featured
her image since the launch of her company, but recently, sales have tanked with her current image. An extremely "complex" bar graph, made by a middle school project, needs clarification from Anthony (Fred) Eisley to explain plummeting sales. Using something called a pointer, he offers a blunt suggestion: replace
Cabot’s image with someone younger. His assessment is applauded by the entire board. Cabot lowers her head in self-awareness.
Excentric “Dr. Waspy” re-enters
the picture and shares his research with Cabot. Vanity, thy name is
Wasp. Of course, she needs to look younger, and after
a few injections, violá, she reveals her new, confident self. From a wasp’s
perspective, she could not look more vibrant. It becomes her new line of injection cosmetics. Then the headaches
start. A silly, cheap wasp-head mask is attached to Cabot’s stunt double, turning her into a blood-sucking vampire
wasp. Much easier than what the poster suggests, a wasp's body with
Cabot's face. Hello, CGI. Needless to say, the board members
will be voting on a new CEO.
Note: Barboura Morris,
with her attention-getting first name, plays Cabot’s assistant and
a flirting target for Eisley. She was well-versed in low-budget
movies and may have recognized the film score since it was used for
her first Corman outing, “A Bucket of Blood.” Always on cue is character actor, Frank
Gerstle, naturally playing a police detective. A filler to pad the film's length is two attractive office tarts, one of whom manicures and buffs her nails down to the cuticle. In another uncredited role, Corman plays the doctor attending to "Dr. Waspy" after his jaywalking accident.
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