Robert
L. Lippert controlled a successful low-budget American film
production and distribution company from 1948 to 1956, producing
short, fast-paced westerns and crime films with
a penchant for obligatory humor, and the occasional jarring
edits. This is my first of eight Lippert films.
RADAR
SECRET SERVICE (1950)
Suppressing
counterfeit currency was the Secret Service's primary objective in
1865. In future decades its service expanded to other areas. But
few anticipated—nor actually considered—radar. So forget G-men.
The R-men are really on to something, cracking down on California
crime one telemeter at a time. The opening voice-over excitedly
points out that radar's potential is “beyond belief.” For this
film, I have to agree. As confirmation, the radar operator back at
headquarters tells his boss they located a school of fish by radar
that resulted in an unbelievable catch of the day. This potential I
could believe though it has no relevance in this movie. But there
were those who could imagine all sorts of useful things it could do
in true science fiction fashion—live images in the fashion of a
highway webcam. The relaying picture quality is undeniably excellent
as if the movie studio provided the footage. Similarly, how their
stationary telemeters could possibly keep pace with a passing vehicle
is a total mystery. Merely a minor issue to work out.
One
could not be blamed if this sixty-one-minute film was thought to be
originally a four-part serial—from the Thirties. It possesses a
cast of “who knew” B-movie actors including John Howard as an
agent of the Secret Radar Service (RSS) lobbying for more funds to
expand the use of telemeters across the United States. That knee-jerk
action is similar to suggesting that enough charging stations will
make electric vehicles viable for the masses in three years. Tom Neal
and Tristram Coffin—known to law enforcement as The Mustachioed
Mickey & Michael—star as uneasy partners trying to intercept a
shipment of Uranium-238 they hope to transport across the Pacific
Ocean. Coffin never reveals his master plan but one can assume he
will sell it to the highest bidder and probably double-cross Neal.
Robert
“B-movie” Kent is the gang's enforcer. Too bad, he looked like
such a nice young man. Returning famously in another devious typecast
role is the soft Adele Jergens, girlfriend to Neal or Coffin,
whichever works best into her future. Myrna dull—er, Dell—plays a
waitress involved with a member of the “U-Gang.” Her boyfriend is
recovering in a hospital from a gunshot wound by an earlier RSS raid.
Angry because the gang leaders are not willing to help him, she
eventually goes under the radar to help the RSS. Adding wacky levity
to the gang is Lippert's own Sid Melton with the moniker, “Pill
Box.” He is convinced his perpetual illness results from blood
pressure “at a 140 net” and his “blow pressure is with a
hypertension” and his “temperature is by the arrow Fahrenheit.”
One wonders who vouched for the hypochondriac.
Headquarters
use their radar to find the car carrying the radioactive material.
To their dismay, Coffin had the incomprehensible idea of sending out
a decoy car. Drat! Their horizontal radar beam has its limitations. A
fragile-looking Hiller 360 helicopter is employed to track fleeing
criminals from above during a yawning chase with cars “rocketing”
down the highway at nearly twenty miles per hour. The helicopter was
a marvel during this period but it would not be long before it would
mock radar's usefulness as a crime-fighting resource. The two gangs
meet in the California countryside just as the radar patrol arrives.
It becomes a trilogy of gunfire. A wounded Neal manages to make it to
Coffin's hideout for a final confrontation. More mayhem ensues as the
armed waitress also arrives. The film ends with preparations being
made for two additional coffins.
Note:
This is probably one of the more silly premises from Lippert
Pictures, again directed by Sam Newfield. The “1940” worn-out
screenplay was written by Beryl Sachs—his last of five films—but
I appreciated his take on Melton's character, though misplaced it may be in
this “action-packed thriller.”
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